You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
- he hugged people at a con when he wasn’t supposed to
- he forgot to wash his hair for comic con 2013
- he said wiotch one time like that is a problem in and of itself
- sometimes he doesnt button his shirts up all the way
- v necks
- also transparent shirts
- skinny jeans like who do you think you are some kind of hip teen
- does he dress in the dark or something what a dweeb
- doesnt know how to dress for tennis
- he lives in starbucks
- binge watched friends
- he went to prom THREE TIMES
- seems to regret everything he says
- always wasting perfectly good alcohol by pouring it on himself
- cant answer interview questions without saying “um” or “you know”
- his tongue is out of control
- slammin thighs and bedroom eyes
- feel free to add anything you can think of
Lost Coast Trail, California
Ooooooh I’m gonna go there who’s coming with me?
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios